CASE FILE – THE BROADWAY MUSICAL MURDERS

Name: Honey West

Occupation: Private eye

Age: Over 21

Description: Taffy-colored hair, blue eyes

Identifying Marks: Small birthmark inside of right thigh

Warning: Usually armed — the nerviest, curviest, brainiest, sexiest private eye ever to pull a trigger, or toss three gangland bozos overboard singlehanded.

Residence: Los Angeles.

Hi, I'm Honey West, Hollywood PI, and I was way out of my element in a New York blizzard. But an old friend was producing a Broadway musical about moi (I never should have said "yes"), and wanted me to fly east as a consultant (so I couldn't say "no"). Now I was up to my knees in snow and up to my neck in trouble. With my figure I am used to being chased by men, but I didn't expect it on my first night in town, especially one with a gun full of bullets.

Then I found one of the musical's beautiful young actresses in my hotel bathtub, but she wasn't taking a bath—or breathing. Next I was pursued into the subway by a killer and shoved off the platform down on the tracks just as a train thundered down the tracks straight for me! That's when I got mad. I may have curves—but I'm no lady. And when it gets personal, I am dead sure to get my man—and get him very, very dead.