Here we learn about a pleasant trip our good author made to Mexico, an eye-opening visit to Toronto, and some interesting adventures in Rwanda. The reader will find some of the misadventures hilarious – they can laugh if they want to, even shed tears, but when it was happening to our good author, he was clearly not having fun. All he wanted was to kayak in the Gulf of Mexico, meet a lion in Rwanda's national park, and swim in a crater lake on the top of a volcano. The author swears that there is a deep lesson in this fine book, but refuses to reveal it on the back cover.