A hilarious guide for women about what men say, who they are, and why they behave the way they do.
Decoding the Secret Language of Men is more than just a handbook for figuring out if a guy likes you, this hilarious guide will help women understand all kinds of male behaviour - and how to get him to understand you, too (because he so doesn't). And it's advice straight from the source: comedian
Jeff Mac has been the guy who 'disappeared'; the guy who 'didn't call'; even the guy who 'won't ask for directions', and he knows WHY guys do all these things - and much, much more. He is happy to betray his fellow males for the greater good, just as he's been doing on his website of the same name.
Manslations reveals the golden rule of what never to worry about (and what to lose sleep over), plus the two keys that will unlock the meaning behind even the most confusing male actions. It covers everything from basic manslation theory (Consider the Jack Bauer Principle: deep down, every man feels he might be called on to save the world at any moment) and common 'mythunderstandings' to first date dos and don'ts, post date debriefing, Men and their Things, Manslating Pop Culture (or why nobody in the real world ends up with Dr McDreamy); Manslations for the top 13 male conundrums, plus a handy man-to-woman phrase book. For instance: He says: I'm not looking for a relationship right now.' Manslation: 'I'm not looking for a relationship with you right now.' Whether she is looking for Mr Right, or already in a relationship, every woman needs this book!