It's only the first twenty-seven years of marriage that are hard.

Fact is funnier than fiction when romance author Cara Bristol gives us an inside peek into her own marriage and romance to "DH," by sharing their private conversations. With snark and wit (and just a little spousal one-upmanship), they discuss the heavy issues of the day such as what to fix for dinner, the benefits of ice cream as a diet, which one of them got luckier when they got married, whether the president will get laid in White House on Inauguration Day, what they'll do when they win the lottery, and squirrels.

The author recalls unforgettable moments during their courtship, including how DH asked her to marry him (spoiler alert: it was the least romantic proposal in the history of the world) and the time he almost shot her.

Their conversations are humorous and relatable to anyone who has ever had to live with a mate.