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The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book

Great Guffaws for Gryffindor · Unofficial Harry Potter Joke

by Brian Boone Author · Amanda Brack Illustrator


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Why did Voldemort cross the road? Because he looks like a demented chicken.
Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell in between the abyss that is your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven't learned the tickling charm yet? Don't worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. "Tom" Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns:
  • How did Ron gas up the flying car?... "Expecto petroleum!"
  • How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it!
  • What kind of drink to magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice!
  • What's a Thestral's favorite day of the week?... Flyday!
    For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world!
    Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
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    Sky Pony Press
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    Unofficial Harry Potter Joke


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    Brian Boone (Author)

    Brian Boone wrote the music trivia (with jokes) book I Love Rock 'n' Roll (Except When I Hate It). He is a regular contributor to Funny or Die, Popdose, Splitsider, and The Retroist, and his work has appeared on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Adul...

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