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Siam Storm--The Series--Box set

Siam Storm

by Robert A Webster

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   Not today

“Why are you looking so miserable buggerlugs? Missus beat you at arm-wrestling again.”

Stu heaves a sigh. “No Spock, I can’t understand why no one is reading my book. It’s full of action packed adventures, and it’s hilarious.”

“Yes matey I know, but perhaps it’s because it’s not long winded like War and Peace, or as descriptive as Hemmingway and that fish.”

“What, the old man and the sea? Maybe not, but it’s got a fish in it... and plenty of beer and sex like that Hunter S Whatshisface.”

“Yes, but it doesn’t send shivers down your spine like Stephen King or Edgar Allan Poe.”

“It’s got the bit about you getting crushed chilli on your Gonads… and that was chilling,” says Stu smirking.

“Huh, says Spock wincing as he recalls that little episode. “Anyway, it’s supposed to be British and there isn’t thee, thou, or thus in it anywhere like the famous Bard.”

“Ooh, should I put my aunty in it; she’s from Stratford-upon-Avon.”

“No, I wouldn’t, Aunty Edna Wilson hasn’t got the same ring as Shakespeare. Besides, there’s no magic in it like the new Bard, JK Rowling’s Harry Potter.”

“Yes there is,” says Stu furrowing his brow, “Thanks to the Rumbles cloning, our mad monk friend grew a tail. The Holy relic changed before our eyes. Pon made his Jugl…” Spock interrupts.

“Only because we flushed the contents down the toilet.”

“That doesn’t matter Spock, it was still magic… and as I was saying, Pon made his Juglave magically appear from his ar…” Spock interrupts again.

“Yes matey, we know where it came from, and it wasn’t magic.”

Stu, throwing out his hands, sounds exasperated. “Well, I don’t know why no one’s reading it.”

“Perhaps it has something to do with the title.”

Stu puckers his brow. “Why? What’s wrong with the title?”

Spock raises an eyebrow like Roger Moore and looks at his dejected looking old friend.

“Man v Cadbury’s Cream Egg. It doesn’t exactly capture the spirit of our four exciting escapades in the mystical orient matey… does it?”

Stu shrugs. “Hmm, maybe not… so what do you suggest, smartarse?”

Spock rubs his chin, ponders, and with a smile a mile wide says. “How about: SIAM STORM – The Series?” 

Stu scratches his chin looking wistful. “Hmm, that has a nice ring to it Spock. Good idea, I’ll change it so the lovely people can rush out and grab a copy today.”

When three lovable English rogues set off on their first holiday to Thailand, little do they realise that they are about to embark on a journey that will dramatically change their lives.

Four hilarious adventures set in Southeast Asia.

Siam Storm-A Thailand Adventure. 

The fun has just begun.

Chalice - Siam Storm 2 - A Cambodian Adventure. 

“It’s booze Spock but not as we know it… It’s Blue.”

Bimat Siam Storm 3 - A Vietnamese Adventure

Risking it all for the love of your life

Protector – Siam storm 4 -The Final Adventure.

When you walk through a storm, wear your Long-Johns

Publication Details

Publisher:
Robert A Webster
Publication Date:
2016
Series:
Siam Storm

Format

  • OverDrive Read 2.6 MB
  • Adobe EPUB eBook 2.6 MB

Robert A Webster (Author)

Robert A Webster is an exciting comedy fiction writer. His unique brand of snarky humour and imaginative storytelling breathe vivid life into his work, which combines comical British characters with exotic Southeast Asian settings. The result is "...

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