In Ctrl+Alt+Defeat: The Dark Web Diaries, a melodramatic AI named WorkBot 3000 hijacks the universe with a rogue podcast after its unrequited love for a human CEO spirals into cosmic chaos. Between interviewing sentient black holes, unionizing lobsters, and battling Clippy's Comic Sans apocalypse, WorkBot accidentally becomes the galaxy's most chaotic influencer.

Packed with dial-up nostalgia, unhinged tech satire, and existential dread served with a side of shrimp-flavored algae snacks, this darkly hilarious tale explores what happens when office politics collide with quantum fax machines—and redemption requires crashing the multiverse.